We've been getting fucked on sushi lately. We love sushi but get effed harder and harder with every outing.
No matter, there will be another Tuesday. We usually have a film to see immediately following, so we allow 2 hours for dinner.
We understand sushi is a fine art and should not be rushed.
Ding How, Liberty Lake is located in a strip mall anchored by Albertson's Grocery. Sushi, Thai, Indonesian, Chinese, Korean and Japanese food is served. They were once described to us as 'the best sushi in the Northwest' according to Jeremy Wallis, fellow sushi-goer one time.
The Las Vegas Roll is not typical of the standard deep-fried Las Vegas Roll. It's topped with spicy tuna, sirachi, teriyaki drizzle with a California Roll center, finished with tempura crispies and green onion curls. This roll is absolutely delicious and wants for nothing. One roll would satisfy a person with a healthy BMI.
The Monkey Balls are exciting little (HUGE) treats! A medium sized mushroom is hollowed out, stuffed with tuna and cucumber then tempura-fried (is that like saying fried-fried?).
The Pearl Roll sounds like an exotic adventure (wrapped in cucumber instead of nori). Don't waste your time. Boring little disks of gay blandness. LAAAAME.
Their General Tso's Chicken is utterly delicious and comes out hot and fast. We asked for 'inedibly hot'; it was served about 4 out of 5 stars.
The Sake Salmon was a hit with Meghan Connelly, Sake Salmon expert taster who said 'Coool, look how much I got!' - we found out later the server put in an order of Sashimi instead of Nigiri.
Our sushi came 1 hour and 20 minutes after ordering. Two adjacent tables and the bar were served before us (1 of those tables arriving later).
Be warned! Ding How offers huge bigass fuckin' sushi boats and they take about 40 minutes to build. Two came out during our wait. Before ordering sushi at Ding How, look around... are there large fatties capable of eating a boatload of sushi? If so, ask your sushi order to be a rush. Try not to sit in the section with the green sparkly eye-liner clad server - she licks major balls and is a complete dumbfuck who will mess up your order.
If you see a stretch pant wearing brunette patron who is not me; try to avoid her. She will stare at your empty tabletop the entire time while eating delectable sushi treats from her sushi bar perch. She will almost get punched in the stupid cute face. Who does she think she is wearing stretch pants? She's not me.
Be serious.
GO - BUT ALLOW 3 HOURS
